the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
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There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
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you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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