She's JV to your varsity
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
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