at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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