some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
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Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
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Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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