Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
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