Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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