I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
i think i just lost a toe
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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