I think i sorta joined a cult last night
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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