You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
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What did I eat last night that was bloody?
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
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I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Nobody cheats on THIS.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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