we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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