O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
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Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
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First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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