walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
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well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
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Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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