Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
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So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
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I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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