Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Randomize
