Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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