I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
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I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
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I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
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