I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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