i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
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Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
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Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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