she told me i tasted like america
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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