More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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