Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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