If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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