i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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