so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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