That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
as a side note pls kill me
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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