I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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