i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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