Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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