Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
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I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
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So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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