Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
Randomize
