we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
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Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
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just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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