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• (813): View more from Florida

  I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...

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• (682): View more from Texas

  There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops

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• (817): View more from Texas

  One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.

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• (949): View more from California

  Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.

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