bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
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you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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