sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I think I sprained my soul last night
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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