thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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