I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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