I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
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he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
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I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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