DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
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