You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
i drank out of a bidet.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
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