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i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????

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(310): i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE???? http://tfl.nu/et58

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Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day

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(440): Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day http://tfl.nu/1jo6

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(404): View more from Georgia

Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...

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(404): Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song... http://tfl.nu/qxfs

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how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.

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(614): how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity. http://tfl.nu/zm0j

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So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy

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(217): So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy http://tfl.nu/9pzn

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(301): View more from Maryland

You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain

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(301): You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain http://tfl.nu/26nd

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(859): View more from Kentucky

My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.

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(859): My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over. http://tfl.nu/t1vw

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I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.

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(812): I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me. http://tfl.nu/7p9m

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it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.

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(716): it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours. http://tfl.nu/lt62

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.

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(484): dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow. http://tfl.nu/dkso

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I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.

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(309): I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison. http://tfl.nu/fqll

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I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.

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(203): I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed. http://tfl.nu/lxpv

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i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid

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(609): i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid http://tfl.nu/4631

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You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.

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(316): You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza. http://tfl.nu/b79k

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My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.

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(317): My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago. http://tfl.nu/ox4y

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