Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
These 19 Teachers Had Very Inappropriate Interactions With Students
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
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I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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