I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
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my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
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ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same