i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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