she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
tell me about the fingering
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