In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
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I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
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Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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