how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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