My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
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