: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
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i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
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I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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