She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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