I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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