i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
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Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
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He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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