Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
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I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
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I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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