Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Randomize
