How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
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His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
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Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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