Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
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Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
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Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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