and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
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I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
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Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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