he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
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You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
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If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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