votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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