you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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