I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
