I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
he quoted the bible to break up with me
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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