white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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