this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
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i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
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my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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